Coffee. Coffee is on my mind, Facebook. Thank you for asking. Would you like one too? How do you take it? It’s rude not to answer, you know.
You’re always asking me “What’s on your mind?” and I’m always responding but you never answer. Ever thought of opening up a bit of two-way dialogue there Facebook? How about you share for a change. To be frank, Facebook, I’m feeling a bit used.
I’m always showing you my photos and you never once say “Oh I like that one” or “Oh hey! When were you in the UK?” and I’ve had it up to here.
And don’t think I haven’t noticed that you seem to ask my wife what’s on her mind more than you ask me. Got something to say to me?
No of course you don’t. You never say anything. Sod you Facebook. Yeah. Not working for you now is it? The whole “quiet” thing. Not even gonna defend yourself. Sad. That’s what it is, Facebook. I pity you.
P.S. I’ve been seeing MySpace behind your back.