Royal Wedding Drinking Game

Royal Wedding Drinking Game

A friend just received this in his email inbox. Quite a fun way to improve what may otherwise be an anti-climax sort of a ceremony!

Drinking Rules

Drinks (beverages) must be drunk (consumed) as per the following scenarios:

DURING THE CEREMONY

If someone says “marriage” or “marry,” 1 Drink

If someone says “God,” 1 Drink

If someone says “honor,” 1 Drink

If someone says “love,” 1 Drink

If someone says “organ” or “organist” 3 Drinks

If someone says “Gentlemen-in-Ordinary,” 2 Drinks

If someone says “Lay Vicar,” Shot of liquor

If a baby starts crying, 2 Drinks

If anyone sneezes, 2 Drinks

If someone’s cell phone goes off, 3 Drinks

If anyone interrupts by shouting or otherwise intentionally disrupts the service, Chug

If anyone faints, Chug

If anyone throws up, Chug

If there is a shot of Prince Harry, 1 Drink

If there is a shot of Prince Charles, 1 Drink

If there is a shot of Camilla, 1 Drink

If there is a shot of Elton John, 2 Drinks

If there is a shot of the Queen, 2 Drinks

If there is a shot of anyone crying, 2 Drinks

If there is a shot of Prince Harry crying, 3 Drinks

If there is a shot of Prince Charles crying, 3 Drinks

If there is a shot of Camilla crying, 3 Drinks

If there is a shot of Elton John crying, 3 Drinks

If there is a shot of the Queen showing any emotion at all, Chug

If Kate messes up her vows, 2 Drinks

If William messes up his vows, 2 Drinks

Start drinking after the Archbishop asks, “Do you take William/Kate to be your husband/wife?” Don’t stop until there is a response.

DURING THE PROCESSION

If there is a shot of Westminster Abbey, 1 Drink

If there is a shot of Big Ben or Parliament, 1 Drink

If there is a shot of Buckingham Palace, 1 Drink

If there is a shot of the Queen waving, 2 Drinks

If there is someone along the procession route holding a clever sign, 1 Drink

If there is someone along the procession route drinking, raise your drink to them, then 2 Drinks

If there is someone along the procession route naked, Chug

If someone runs into the street during the procession, Chug

If a horse poops on camera, 2 Drinks

If a human poops on camera, Cry

Enjoy!

  • MAMAPUKEKO

    You’d be so smashed by the end of it you would forget the whole thing then have to start all over again when you watch the highlights!!!

  • “Dad, where were you when Will and Kate got married?”
    “I have no idea son. I have no idea.”