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NZ CourierPost Fails to Deliver

NZ CourierPost Fails to Deliver

Dec 21, 2009

In my full time job I’m involved with marketing. One of the main difficulties we face as marketers is getting our audience to trust us. Companies can only gain the trust of their audience is by finding out exactly what it is their customers want and then delivering specifically what they have charged their customers for. That brings me nicely onto...

Dissection of an Idiot

Dissection of an Idiot

Oct 5, 2009

I get spam. You get spam. Everyone gets spam. And occasionally, just occasionally, that spam makes you laugh. Here’s an e-mail I just received from support1121@gmail.com (feel free to send them spam). A DGTFX virus has been detected in your folders. Your email account has to be upgraded to our new Secured DGTFX anti-virus 2009 version to prevent damages to...

How to be an Arrogant Driver

How to be an Arrogant Driver

Apr 23, 2009

So you want to be an arrogant driver in NZ? Follow my simple guide: 1. You have right of way at all times. 2. Blending like a zip is for cooks and seamstresses. The guy next to you will try to take the lead as your lanes merge. Do not back down or the world will know you have no cajones and you will be shamed. If necessary, mount the kerb. 3. Traffic lights in...